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Put a Symbol in my ask

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:36:25 -0400

‽ - I’m too shy to talk to you
✩ - You inspire me
☼ - You make me smile
☏ - I wish we’d talk more
✌- I want to get to know you
☺ - I want to be your friend
＃- I want to thank you
✓ - I like you
♣ - I want to cuddle you
❀ - I think I’m falling for you
＊ - I want to kiss you
♥ - I’m in love with you
愛 - I love you
∞ - I want to date you
© - Will you be mine?

thecakebar: How to Turn A Watermelon into a Keg Oh, seriously,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:02:32 -0400

Pls visit the cake bar on tumblr for more diy food tutorials and recipes!

Pls visit the cake bar on tumblr for more diy food tutorials and recipes!

Pls visit the cake bar on tumblr for more diy food tutorials and recipes!

Pls visit the cake bar on tumblr for more diy food tutorials and recipes!

Pls visit the cake bar on tumblr for more diy food tutorials and recipes!

Pls visit the cake bar on tumblr for more diy food tutorials and recipes!

thecakebar:

How to Turn A Watermelon into a Keg

Oh, seriously, how awesome would this be? Take the watermelon and juice it, then pour the juice into the watermelon and then a bunch of vodka.

Ohhhhh, my. Doing this during the summer.

birdmauscat: daniwubsbass: sodomymcscurvylegs: weareallanemic:...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:54:42 -0400

birdmauscat:

daniwubsbass:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

weareallanemic:

misterpornographic:

killingsecrets:

^ Er Nurse

^ Funeral Director

^Works in management

^Medical professional

^Mr & Mrs Claus

^Teacher

^Vet Tech

For all you tattoo bashers out there.

Tattoos don’t make the character. Learn people. Learn.

This.

The previous generations really did a number on us when it comes to tattoos. They made us believe that tattoos are unprofessional and unsightly, when, really, tattoos and body art have existed through pretty much the entirety of human history. Tattoos, unless they are of an offensive nature, are not any more unprofessional than make-up, or jewelry, etc.

I remember one time I was asked by a friend who is a manager if she should hire a guy with tattoos. My first question to her was about how qualified the guy was for the position, and she explained he was very qualified.

Her: “If you went to a store to buy something, would it bother you if the person helping you had tattoos?”

Me: “As long as he does his job properly and helps me when I need it, he could be wearing a Halloween costume for all I care.”

bless this post.

Now if only there were a post about hair colors like pink and green and purple. Because it’s the same damn thing. I get more people smiling and complementing me with neon hair as a sales person than thos who shame me. Yet it’s hard to get hired with the hair in the first place.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:51:06 -0400

illdrinkuntilliseeit: me having a bad day

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:27:56 -0400

illdrinkuntilliseeit:

me having a bad day

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:15:36 -0400

honust: can someone stay up with me till 2am and tell me everything they have ever been to scared...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:09:51 -0400

honust:

can someone stay up with me till 2am and tell me everything they have ever been to scared to say

erroetcresco: prince-rylie: wtf-fun-factss: Spanish fashion...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:47:12 -0400

erroetcresco:

prince-rylie:

wtf-fun-factss:

Spanish fashion designer invents cloths-spray

WTF FUN FACTS HOME / See MORE TAGGED/ weird FACTS

YOOOOOOO

THIS IS THE RADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

holy shit

this seems like the most useful thing ever, forget clothing. Watch the video.

Am I the only one who immediately thought of the shoes the kid made in Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs?

deadlyjohnson: FACTS ABOUT THINGS: TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:45:29 -0400

deadlyjohnson:

FACTS ABOUT THINGS:

TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.

YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.

NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.

People can’t be upset that the current people in charge of tumblr are considering selling it. This is a free website, not even any advertising on it to bring in money from that. Unless you want to start paying to use tumblr, don’t complain about it being sold.

<3

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:40:44 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 19:29:13 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 19:23:30 -0400

alesbianesquediary: The idea of settling down, and living any large portion of my life in one place...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:55:53 -0400

alesbianesquediary:

The idea of settling down, and living any large portion of my life in one place scares me.

I never want that to happen.

nevver: Natalie Krim

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:41:57 -0400

Natalie Krim

Natalie Krim

Natalie Krim

Natalie Krim

Natalie Krim

nevver:

Natalie Krim

nsfworld: Mirtel Bloom by Mario Zanaria

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:38:04 -0400

nsfworld:

Mirtel Bloom by Mario Zanaria

undercover-witch: tordles: bratwurstp0rn: gaysealapproves: I...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:43:40 -0400

undercover-witch:

tordles:

bratwurstp0rn:

gaysealapproves:

I found this nice tutorial/anatomy advice spread created by meghanhetrickof deviant art.

She gave me permission to post it up here to share so go make sure to visit her and look at her other creations of goodness!

yes yes yes and yes

boobs sag

deal with it

gravity is a thing

i AM LITERALLY ONLY REBLOGGING FOR THE SHY TITS RUNNING INTO UR ARMPITS SENTENCe

Yes, unless the girl has implants, then they look rounder and don’t sag.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 12:28:44 -0400

did-you-kno: Source Am I the only one who really wants to go...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:08:05 -0400

did-you-kno:

Source

Am I the only one who really wants to go on this slide now just because it is so extreme that it causes injuries to vaginas?

Like, I’d be terrified I’d somehow ruin my vagina, but how badass is it that there is a fucking waterslide capable of ruining your genitals.

Hahahah.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 00:15:34 -0400

tietjens: whimmy-bam: loki-took-my-hawk: yourleastsassyfriend:...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:35:59 -0400

tietjens:

whimmy-bam:

loki-took-my-hawk:

yourleastsassyfriend:

tio-salamanca:

This is the best surprise audio post I’ve ever seen/heard.

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

The egg made me so confused and then the SONG STARTED PLAYING AND EVERYTHING MADE SENSE AND NOTHING HURT

okay instant happiness

My childhood<3