I want to get customized bumper stickers to stick on the cars of people who have ridiculous political bumper stickers all over their car. There is one car around here that is covered and I mean really covered with anti-obama stickers. I’m almost positive he wouldn’t notice me putting stickers insulting him for at least 5 months.
My brother mailed the box of Christmas gifts for everyone up to the house early and I’m literally sitting here just fucking looking at it and wanting to open mine. I just want my slippers. I know he got me slippers and my feet are so cold and they are probably so soft. His wife has amazing slippers so I know she told him what brand to buy.
Why would you do this, Andrew? Why would you send Christmas gifts so early? 18 days until Christmas. 18. I hate you right now.
People who use the word hippie as an insult make me laugh.
It is the most idiotic excuse for an insult that I’ve ever heard. I’ve never heard an intelligent person use that as an insult. Only the biggest arrogant dumb fucks think calling someone a “hippie” will in any way lower them.
Oh yay. Fucked up my knee. It gave out while I was walking, so when I tried to stand up, my leg jerked back and it now feels like someone is trying to pry my knee cap away from the joint with a knife. Fucking awesome.
I just made cookies and they are in the oven and I just realized that I didn’t write anything down. The only thing I exactly measured was the sugars and butter. Other than that, I have no idea the quantities that I put into this dough.
So if this comes out and it is amazing I’m fucked because I will never be able to exactly recreate it because I’m an idiot who hates measure cups and writing while I’m baking.
Part of me is now really hoping that this comes out shitty just so I can feel better about not recording what I did.
Continuously getting calls from a company where no employee or supervisor can say what that company is unless I give personal information.
The number has gotten a ton of complaints online, so I called back on my cell phone and attempted to ask what they do. The first person hung up on me when I asked a question so I called again and got someone new who when I asked her what her company does and why they repeatedly call any “client” of theirs, she could give no answer except for the name of her company. Usually when you ask what a company does they will give you a brief pre-written statement about what the company is. They don’t need to know personal information to give out general information about it. But this fucking chick wouldn’t say a word. She just kept repeating the name and telling me that if I gave her my name, date of birth, and address that she could help me out. She then said “Well, what is the number you say we keep calling? If we have the wrong number, we will take it off.” And I asked how I’m supposed to know if they have the wrong number if I don’t know who is calling and then I started just insulting her and she hung up after I called her a stupid cunt.
I even went to their website and their website is just a bunch of generic, vague business sounding sentences that give no indication as to what the fuck this company does except for “building long-term relationships with clients.”
I’m really hoping they call again because they record their calls and next time I’m going to see how many times I can slip in the word “Meow” in the argument before they hang up on me. Hahaha. Thank you Super Troopers for giving me an excellent way to fuck with people.
When the prohibition of alcohol did not work, the government repealed it after around 13 years.
Why the fuck does the government insist on keeping the prohibition of marijuana going? There are people stuffed into prisons and a lot of those people are non-violent marijuana users or dealers.
The fucking war on marijuana needs to stop. Stop fucking focusing on a plant that is proven to do less damage than tobacco or alcohol. Focus on those selling actual drugs like meth, crack, cocaine, heroine, all of that shit.
The prohibition of alcohol didn’t work and the prohibition of marijuana is not working. So when the fuck is the federal government going to repeal it and just put an age of 18 or 21 to legally buy it? It would be great for the economy. There would probably be smoking lounges all over the place which will help the economy.
This shit just needs to stop. It is fucking idiotic to keep this going.
Yes, states are legalizing, but people are still getting arrested and sent to prison by Feds because despite the fact that states have the right to make laws, if they are not the same as federal laws, you will still go to prison. People with large grow houses who sell to hundreds of patients are being sent away for 50+ years. It is just unbelievable.
If you use the words “haters” or “I don’t give a fuck” or “YOLO” or “retarded”(to describe something dumb) or “Dude, I just raped that ____” or “That’s so gay” and are older than the age of 15, you probably live a very sad life.
There are no “haters.” There are just people who call you out for stupid shit you do.
Saying “I don’t give a fuck” every other sentence shows that you do very much give a fuck, because someone that does not “give a fuck” does not feel the need to say it on loop 24/7.
The saying “YOLO” is just a dumb person’s carpe diem. And yes, you do only live once, so why the fuck are you yelling it as you binge drink 3 bottles of vodka? Are you just attempting to test the theory of you only live once by giving yourself liver failure by the age of 23?
No, that test you just took was not “retarded.” The word retard means to delay or slow down, thus mental retardation is a term that can be used to describe those with intellectual disability because their mental process is literally retarded, meaning slowed.
You did not just “rape” your test. The word rape is not interchangeable with the words “did amazing.” If you did well on your test, then you should say that you did well. If you use the term “rape” to describe anything other than rape, you are a fucking idiot and I’m shocked you have made it this far in life.
The word gay means two things: homosexual or happy. So when you say that the party you are at is “gay” you are either saying that he party was just full of homosexuals or that the party was happy.
I cannot comprehend the amount of stupidity someone has to deal with on a daily basis if they use these words or phrases.